I'd rather slam my nuts in a car door! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Plan9 · 08-08-2007, 03:52 AM

Okay... is it really possible to accidentally slam your manjunk in a car door?

I can't stop laughing about this. Old army buddy and I were laughing about it. I mean... just imagine the situations that could even come close to involving this.

What do you all think?

MexicanOnABike · 08-08-2007, 04:22 AM

it's a friday night and you're out with the highschool cheerleader. It's midnight in your driveway and you are both making out intensely in the backseat of her car.
just when you're about to score, you see a shadow standing outside the car.

a hand reaches for the door so you're freaking out; it's her dad and he's holding a rifle in his left hand.
You freak out and don't even think to put your pants back on, crawl to the front of the car, and escape through the front seat. just as you're about to get out, you see his hand reaching for you. you know you're a dead man. so you close the door REALLY fast to make your escape. ....

Plan9 · 08-08-2007, 06:52 AM

Hahahah! Just imagine the look on the ER doctor when you explain the wound.

Sion · 08-09-2007, 03:12 PM

that car door was asking for it

Willravel · 08-09-2007, 03:16 PM

I can just picture a car door that says "no means no!"

telekinetic · 08-09-2007, 03:21 PM

What if you were trying to bump the door shut with your hip, because your hands were full, only you weren't wearing any pants, and you misjudged and hit it less with your hip and more with the front of your pelvis...

*shudders at thought of humping the twig and berries into a car door crack*

The best part of any of these scenarios is that you'd have to overcome the agony to come to your senses and find the handle.

MexicanOnABike · 08-09-2007, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twistedmosaic

...The best part of any of these scenarios is that you'd have to overcome the agony to come to your senses and find the handle.

I would only hope the door didn't slam hard enough to close completely!!!
my friend got his fingers stuck in a car door but i don't remember it closing all the way. that would kinda hurt like a bitch for a few months!

Redlemon · 08-10-2007, 07:19 AM

Well, you could be shooting an advertisement...

Sticky · 08-10-2007, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MexicanOnABike

it's a friday night and you're out with the highschool cheerleader. It's midnight in your driveway and you are both making out intensely in the backseat of her car.
just when you're about to score, you see a shadow standing outside the car.

a hand reaches for the door so you're freaking out; it's her dad and he's holding a rifle in his left hand.
You freak out and don't even think to put your pants back on, crawl to the front of the car, and escape through the front seat. just as you're about to get out, you see his hand reaching for you. you know you're a dead man. so you close the door REALLY fast to make your escape. ....

Unfortunately it would more likely go down as such.

A guy is at home alone and bored and decides to see what it would be like to masturbate by putting his penis between the car and the card door in an almost closed position. Someone walks by and the guy gets scared and tries to run away accidentally shuts the door before puling out.

aphrodisiac · 08-11-2007, 02:37 AM

you get drunk

really drunk

you think "wouldnt it be cool to drive along and flash your knob at strangers from your car"

nah

you get even drunker
you go try it

you spot a really hot pair of girls and open the car door to get them a better look

they slam the door shut on you

aphrodisiac · 08-11-2007, 02:38 AM

double post

BBtB · 08-15-2007, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twistedmosaic

What if you were trying to bump the door shut with your hip, because your hands were full, only you weren't wearing any pants, and you misjudged and hit it less with your hip and more with the front of your pelvis...

*shudders at thought of humping the twig and berries into a car door crack*

The best part of any of these scenarios is that you'd have to overcome the agony to come to your senses and find the handle.

Okay... but why are you not wearing any pants?

MikeyChalupa · 08-21-2007, 04:51 AM

Don't know about slamming the junk in the door... but I have been "Yahtzeed", that's when you sit down in the car too fast and sit on the twins... YAHTZEE!!!

-Mikey

Plan9 · 08-21-2007, 04:20 PM

(looks at society, curls eyebrow)

... we have to wear pants?

08-08-2007, 03:52 AM	#1 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I'd rather slam my nuts in a car door! Okay... is it really possible to accidentally slam your manjunk in a car door? I can't stop laughing about this. Old army buddy and I were laughing about it. I mean... just imagine the situations that could even come close to involving this. What do you all think? __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

08-08-2007, 04:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	it's a friday night and you're out with the highschool cheerleader. It's midnight in your driveway and you are both making out intensely in the backseat of her car. just when you're about to score, you see a shadow standing outside the car. a hand reaches for the door so you're freaking out; it's her dad and he's holding a rifle in his left hand. You freak out and don't even think to put your pants back on, crawl to the front of the car, and escape through the front seat. just as you're about to get out, you see his hand reaching for you. you know you're a dead man. so you close the door REALLY fast to make your escape. .... __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

08-08-2007, 06:52 AM	#3 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Hahahah! Just imagine the look on the ER doctor when you explain the wound. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

08-09-2007, 03:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	that car door was asking for it __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

08-09-2007, 03:21 PM	#6 (permalink)
telekinetic zomgomgomgomgomgomg Location: Fauxenix, Azerona	What if you were trying to bump the door shut with your hip, because your hands were full, only you weren't wearing any pants, and you misjudged and hit it less with your hip and more with the front of your pelvis... shudders at thought of humping the twig and berries into a car door crack The best part of any of these scenarios is that you'd have to overcome the agony to come to your senses and find the handle. __________________ twisted no more

08-09-2007, 03:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	I can just picture a car door that says "no means no!"

08-10-2007, 07:19 AM	#8 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Well, you could be shooting an advertisement... __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

08-11-2007, 02:37 AM	#10 (permalink)
aphrodisiac Upright Location: UK	you get drunk really drunk you think "wouldnt it be cool to drive along and flash your knob at strangers from your car" nah you get even drunker you go try it you spot a really hot pair of girls and open the car door to get them a better look they slam the door shut on you

08-11-2007, 02:38 AM	#11 (permalink)
aphrodisiac Upright Location: UK	double post

08-21-2007, 04:51 AM	#13 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	Don't know about slamming the junk in the door... but I have been "Yahtzeed", that's when you sit down in the car too fast and sit on the twins... YAHTZEE!!! -Mikey

08-21-2007, 04:20 PM	#14 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	(looks at society, curls eyebrow) ... we have to wear pants? __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."