Daniel_

Only just seen this.

Given that I am British, I guess I could have helped.

When I first phoned the office of my wife (after our first date) her workmate told her that "a man with a voice like melted chocolate" rang.

I can do anything from Jammie Oliver style "esturine/cockney", through Kenneth Branagh style "generic middle class" right up to Rupert Everett syle "prince charming/upper-class twit".

If I can find myself a microphone, I'll see what I can do - failing that, PM me your phone number, and get a microphone ready at your end...

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