it's a friday night and you're out with the highschool cheerleader. It's midnight in your driveway and you are both making out intensely in the backseat of her car.
just when you're about to score, you see a shadow standing outside the car.
a hand reaches for the door so you're freaking out; it's her dad and he's holding a rifle in his left hand.
You freak out and don't even think to put your pants back on, crawl to the front of the car, and escape through the front seat. just as you're about to get out, you see his hand reaching for you. you know you're a dead man. so you close the door REALLY fast to make your escape. ....
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