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Sultana · 08-05-2007, 07:34 AM

Your voice, that is. I'm preparing to debut my new "Naughty Hermione" burly set in Hollywood this Thursday, and I really could use a hand.

It's like this: "Hermione" comes out to the light, tinkling sounds of the prologue, in her robe and with her wand. Then, conflict music! She's attacked and loses the duel. There's a pause while she pulls herself together and then surveys the damage. Cut to the frist 10 seconds of Britney Spears "One More Time" as Hermione opens her robe in horror to reveal a slutty Hogwarts schoolgirl uniform (complete with Gryffindor tie). Then cut to Sammy Davis Jr.'s "That Old Black Magic".

Here's where I need your help: For the end, I need a short voice over of the following phrase:

"Children, say hello to your new Defense Against the Dark Arts Instructor..."

It must be done in a British accent. Males preferred, but will consider women if done well. Must be sexy (think Alan Rickman or Kathleen Turner). Must be emailed to me (pm me for address) in MP3 format by Wed, Aug. 8.

If selected, you will not get any money. Ever. I barely make money doing this (that's how you know it's art)!

You will however receive my profuse gratitude, the glory of Burlesque, and bragging rights (not insubstantial!).

Thanks all.

08-05-2007, 07:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
Sultana Falling Angel Location: L.A. L.A. land	Who wants to be in my new burlesque set? Your voice, that is. I'm preparing to debut my new "Naughty Hermione" burly set in Hollywood this Thursday, and I really could use a hand. It's like this: "Hermione" comes out to the light, tinkling sounds of the prologue, in her robe and with her wand. Then, conflict music! She's attacked and loses the duel. There's a pause while she pulls herself together and then surveys the damage. Cut to the frist 10 seconds of Britney Spears "One More Time" as Hermione opens her robe in horror to reveal a slutty Hogwarts schoolgirl uniform (complete with Gryffindor tie). Then cut to Sammy Davis Jr.'s "That Old Black Magic". Here's where I need your help: For the end, I need a short voice over of the following phrase: "Children, say hello to your new Defense Against the Dark Arts Instructor..." It must be done in a British accent. Males preferred, but will consider women if done well. Must be sexy (think Alan Rickman or Kathleen Turner). Must be emailed to me (pm me for address) in MP3 format by Wed, Aug. 8. If selected, you will not get any money. Ever. I barely make money doing this (that's how you know it's art)! You will however receive my profuse gratitude, the glory of Burlesque, and bragging rights (not insubstantial!). Thanks all. __________________ "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." - Matt Groening My goal? To fulfill my potential.