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first thing that flashed into my head was
"yeah dude? sorry she's not into bestiality"
"take 6 drinks before you wouldn't notice the paper bag she'd put over your head?"
then when the sister chipped in would have said
"really I never knew you swung that way will remind (insert so's name here) not to wear anything low cut around you from now on"
"you checked out your brothers gf? Incest a game best kept in the family hey?"
Nothing is sacred with my friends (most of whom are guys) you either learn to fight back or you tell them to stfu and they learn you don't accept that kindof behaviour. He sounds like the type of dude that can dish it out but can't take it to me though so after you start fighting back he'll leave you alone.
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"I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken... and the one that could brighten up your day even if she couldnt brighten her own"
"Her emotions were clear waters. You could see the scarring and pockmarks at the bottom of the pool, but it was just a part of her landscape – the consequences of others’ actions in which she claimed no part."
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