Little known fact, Hitler loved smooth jazz. In fact, I'm pretty sure he started the whole smooth jazz movement--maybe even inventing the soprano sax itself although that's not been verified--before him and Eva spent their honeymoon 'covered in petrol, in a ditch...on fire.'
Of course, I could be dead wrong about all that.
I love cranky old people. They just don't take much shit from anyone and most aren't afraid to tell you exactly what they think about anything and everything.
I had an old man rant the other day about using a 'goddamn mechanized pencil' to fill out some paperwork. It had to be in pencil and I didn't have any conventional ones and he went on for---I don't know for how long, but it felt like forever about it. In the end, I just had to laugh because one day that's going to be me.