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Originally Posted by willravel
Kenny G is not the same as Coltrane. Kenny G is all that is wrong with music.
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"You know when you pee in the toilet and it sounds like chipmunks commanding you to kill Kenny G?
...you can't make this stuff up!" - Emo Philips
My workplace plays this horrible smooth jazz station all day long - the kind of stuff that makes you yearn for soft rock or modern country - and Kenny G's shitty cover of James Blunt's shitty original "You're Beautiful" is one of the most-frequently played tracks. They even have an audio blurb of the aural asshole himself - "This is Kenny G. The first track on my new album is called "You're Beautiful". Let's listen, on smooth jazz v98.7."
It's worse than Hitler.