Shave your head. Problem solved.
Related: One of my bosses wore a toupee. Covered 3/4 of his head. I don't care how expensive it is, a toupee can be seen as a toupee. He's a nice looking guy, but all I could see was the fake hair.
Two days ago, I go to work and.............no hair!! Bald. Mr. Clean bald. Telly Savalas hairless. Took my breath away! Best thing he could have done and if he ever shows up with a head of hair again, I'm gonna tug it off....
2nd related: My dad had a ridiculous amount of hair when he was young, but he had tufts that wouldn't stay down. So, he slept with a stocking on his head. Then he got drafted, they shaved his head....he hasn't had hair problems since, in 53 years. Well, he sort of did in the 70's- younger barbers didn't know how to do 'crewcuts'.