1. When dinner isn't ready when I get home from work.
2. I've been drinking all day.
3. Those fuckin' kids of yours won't shut the fuck up.
4. You talked back to me.
5. To prove that I'm bigger, stronger, smarter, all around better then you.
6. I'm too afraid to come out of the closet because I'm married.
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