At work, initially was hoping to leave by midday, but with how things are going it's looking like another 13 hour workday. When I do escape I think BBQ elk steaks and vodka martinis with blue curacao and cherries floated on them will be my symbolic 4th of July gesture. Then, I'll call the police on any kids setting off fireworks since we haven't had ANY rain since mid-June.
Just 5 years ago I was that douchebag setting off fireworks out of beer bottles in the alleyway during a heavy drought year.
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