|
Ha! That reminds me of another one, may be a repeat.
Jesus, Moses and a third go golfing. Moses tees off first. He hits a beautiful drive, straight down the fairway and into the water hazard. Unperturbed, he walks up to the water hazard, parts it like the Red Sea, and chips onto the green.
Jesus tees off next. His drive heads for the water hazard too, but lands on a lilypad. Jesus walks over the water out to it and chips it onto the green.
The third tees off last. His ball lands in the middle of the fairway, where it's picked up by a squirrel. The squirrel is picked up by an eagle, who carries it off. But as it's passing over the pin the squirrel drops the ball and it lands right in the hole.
Moses turns to Jesus and says, "We're never inviting your dad to golf with us again!"
__________________
I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said
- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame
|