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Since I've got a bigger chance of being stung to death by bees, that's... what, a 1 in 5 chance?

Jesus christ, it's a bee stinging epidemic! That's at least 5 million americans a year!



But seriously, if you pull out, time the cycles right, and she stands up and does the wiggle when you're done, you're still looking at a 2-5% chance she'll get pregnant. When the consequences are 18 years and a million dollar fine, I'll stick to condoms and birth control, thanks.

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