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This one is pretty funny....
I was dating this girl and she was helping me move into a new apartment. It was a long distance relationship so we always went at it like crazy the one or two times a month we got to see each other. Well we ran out of condoms and she decided to be adventurous and asked if I wanted to try anal.
It was both our first time at it and all I knew was that I needed lube... all we had was a product called "good head". For those that don't know, good head is a gel type thing you apply to yourself so women have something to taste while going down on you. This happend to be mint flavored.
So I "lube" up and start to slowly put it in. I'm not even all the way in yet when she starts yelling in pain "take it out! take it out! it burns!" I pull out and she goes running to the bathroom. I'm a little puzzled... then after a few seconds it hits me... my dick feels like its on FIRE! I run to the bathroom to wash it off... I find her trying to run sink water over her rear end... I finally turned on the shower and we both jumped in and fought over who got the water.
Afterwards it was one of those things we could only laugh about. But I never got a chance to try anal with her again.
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