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I think this thread should just be an open locale to drop the best "Doctor" jokes; don't you agree?
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Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside them is numbered." "I think librarians are the easiest," said the second. "When you open them up, all their organs are arranged alphabetically." The third surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on electricians. Their organs are color-coded." "You’re all wrong," said, the fourth. "Lawyers are easiest. They’re heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and asses are interchangeable."
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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi
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