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Good Reason To Drink
A man walked into a bar and ordered up ten shots of whiskey, then sat there and drank them one after another.
The bartender commented, "When a man drinks like that, he must have something on his mind."
The man replied, "Yep, I just found out that my oldest son was gay!"
A couple days later, the man returned to the bar and ordered up twenty shots of whiskey.
"What's the matter now?" asked the bartender.
"I just found out that my other son is also gay!"
A week later, the man again returned to the bar and ordered up thirty shots of whiskey.
The bartender remarked, "Doesn't anyone in your family like pussy?"
The man replied, "Yes, my wife!"
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