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morlock · 05-31-2003, 11:38 AM

A man walked into a bar and ordered up ten shots of whiskey, then sat there and drank them one after another.
The bartender commented, "When a man drinks like that, he must have something on his mind."
The man replied, "Yep, I just found out that my oldest son was gay!"
A couple days later, the man returned to the bar and ordered up twenty shots of whiskey.
"What's the matter now?" asked the bartender.
"I just found out that my other son is also gay!"
A week later, the man again returned to the bar and ordered up thirty shots of whiskey.
The bartender remarked, "Doesn't anyone in your family like pussy?"
The man replied, "Yes, my wife!"

Flesh · 06-01-2003, 05:45 PM

haha, got a chuckle

RAMONES!!! · 06-01-2003, 07:06 PM

thats a good joke, a very sweet classic.

oblar · 06-01-2003, 08:15 PM

Nice

rcarb · 06-01-2003, 08:39 PM

That's actually pretty common now. Just tell her to scoot over so that you can join in.

stankybcn1 · 06-01-2003, 10:18 PM

that was good

fluster · 06-02-2003, 12:39 AM

I liked that one.

txgirl · 06-02-2003, 08:59 AM

good one

clifclav · 06-02-2003, 09:02 AM

clever one. thanks

DEI37 · 06-02-2003, 03:05 PM

Now that is funny!

TerresqueÜ · 06-02-2003, 04:25 PM

Good one.

cchris · 06-02-2003, 04:45 PM

A classic alright

Eviltree · 06-02-2003, 06:12 PM

nice

opentocomments · 06-02-2003, 09:28 PM

good one i have heard it told differently but it still got me

05-31-2003, 11:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
morlock Loser	Good Reason To Drink A man walked into a bar and ordered up ten shots of whiskey, then sat there and drank them one after another. The bartender commented, "When a man drinks like that, he must have something on his mind." The man replied, "Yep, I just found out that my oldest son was gay!" A couple days later, the man returned to the bar and ordered up twenty shots of whiskey. "What's the matter now?" asked the bartender. "I just found out that my other son is also gay!" A week later, the man again returned to the bar and ordered up thirty shots of whiskey. The bartender remarked, "Doesn't anyone in your family like pussy?" The man replied, "Yes, my wife!"

06-01-2003, 07:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
RAMONES!!! _-_---_-_	thats a good joke, a very sweet classic. __________________ Come on

06-01-2003, 08:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	Nice __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

06-01-2003, 10:18 PM	#6 (permalink)
stankybcn1 Junkie	that was good __________________ I'll Throw You!

06-02-2003, 09:02 AM	#9 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	clever one. thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

06-01-2003, 05:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	haha, got a chuckle

06-01-2003, 08:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
rcarb Insane Location: NorCal	That's actually pretty common now. Just tell her to scoot over so that you can join in.

06-02-2003, 12:39 AM	#7 (permalink)
fluster Psycho Location: Down Under	I liked that one.

06-02-2003, 08:59 AM	#8 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	good one

06-02-2003, 03:05 PM	#10 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Now that is funny! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

06-02-2003, 04:25 PM	#11 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Good one. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

06-02-2003, 04:45 PM	#12 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	A classic alright __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

06-02-2003, 06:12 PM	#13 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	nice

06-02-2003, 09:28 PM	#14 (permalink)
opentocomments Psycho Location: St. Louis	good one i have heard it told differently but it still got me __________________ How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all color-blind?