Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi, an Australian (both guys), a young blonde lady, and a little old Swiss lady.
The train goes into a tunnel & a few seconds later there's the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: That the Kiwi must have groped the blond in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde thinks: That Kiwi must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady. She slapped his cheek.
The Kiwi thinks: That Australian must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Australian thinks: Fuck I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Kiwi again.