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Originally Posted by ratbastid
Auto-fellatio.
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I wouldn't classify this as pointless. Still, the best one so far.
How about you take all of the ones above and do 'em all at once.
you can skip rope on the shoulders of a shark riding a bike while drunk attempting to hold the 2 lb. weight in front of you, using it to throw yourself around far enough to auto fellatiate, managing to hold a conversation with the little man hanging out on your untuned bassoon while rhyming and not saying anything that starts with a T (between bobs, of course...) having a writhing orgy of women in hot pursuit, all desiring to tip you exorbitant sums of money, while making you roleplay a hobo begging with a sign ("will suck own dick for food" or something) going down an up-escalator fast enough, not only to generate more energy than you are using, but also to travel back in time far enough (just hang in there..) to make
you your own third or fourth grandfather. then swallow half of everything that ends up in your mouth, gaining enough weight to hit the 400 lb mark, and then donate the other half of the TFP.
carb free, for the most part.