SSJTWIZTA

I was riding my bike (bicycle,not motorbike) drunk yesterday night and though wow, this is a challenge.

now heres the thing, i want more...challenges that is, not beer. Something difficult that wont cost me too much cash or kill me.


If your wondering why im want such a thing,its because i have way to much free time and no life at all :-)

c'mon, try and give me something i cant do

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Randerolf

Today, I worked for four and a half hours and made $81 in tips as a waiter.

Challenge: Match or beat my tip-per-hour earnings. ($17.80)
How: Beg for money like a homeless person.
Bonus: Donate half the procedes to the TFP.
I've always wondered how much those guys can make per hour.

shakran

take a 2 pound weight and hold it straight armed, palm down, out in front of you for 5 minutes.

ShaniFaye

Find out who your 3rd or 4th great grandfather was

yeah sorry...I've been doing WAY too much genealogy research this week lol

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ratbastid

Auto-fellatio.

skier

Skip rope down a flight of stairs.

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SSJTWIZTA

hahaha i think im going to try all of these sofar. i might have to get some surgery for rats.

you tfpers think i could ride a shark?

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Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Ch'i

You can with that attitude.

ironpham

I read that as:

"Find out who your 3rd or 4th grade teacher's great grandfather was "

That's a good pointless challenge too.

Randerolf

No, sharks don't like to be ridden. But, you could falate a shark.

Toaster126

Pointless challenge? Isn't that what video games are?

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The_Jazz

No, but you could probably jump one.

Sorry, it seemed to obvious a joke to let go by.

On topic: read all of Louis L'Amour's work. None of them really qualify as "works of art", but he did write some page-turners. I don't see a point to that...

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filtherton

Make a perpetual motion device.

fhqwhgads

Have an entire conversation with someone without using a word that starts with the letter "T".

guthmund

Just hope you're good lest you be on the menu.

On the conversation kick...have a rhyming conversation. Either rhyme with yourself or someone else. Bonus points if you don't get caught.

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Ourcrazymodern?

gain 400# without using carbohydrates

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World's King

Sleep with more women than me.

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flat5

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Eeeraq

I wouldn't classify this as pointless. Still, the best one so far.

How about you take all of the ones above and do 'em all at once.

you can skip rope on the shoulders of a shark riding a bike while drunk attempting to hold the 2 lb. weight in front of you, using it to throw yourself around far enough to auto fellatiate, managing to hold a conversation with the little man hanging out on your untuned bassoon while rhyming and not saying anything that starts with a T (between bobs, of course...) having a writhing orgy of women in hot pursuit, all desiring to tip you exorbitant sums of money, while making you roleplay a hobo begging with a sign ("will suck own dick for food" or something) going down an up-escalator fast enough, not only to generate more energy than you are using, but also to travel back in time far enough (just hang in there..) to make you your own third or fourth grandfather. then swallow half of everything that ends up in your mouth, gaining enough weight to hit the 400 lb mark, and then donate the other half of the TFP.

carb free, for the most part.

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SSJTWIZTA

Eeer, your fucken awesome.

as for the topic at hand, man i didnt think id get this many post, i got some work to do.

p.s. video games arent for me.

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Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
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Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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skier

man you should at least try to document one of these challenges if you try em

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Val_1

Best pointless challenge I've done so far is training for and running a marathon. Only now I'm addicted to the damn things.

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Toaster126

I would say this is the craziest thing I've ever heard, but I have a couple of friends that say they are "addicted" to running marathons as well. That's definitely a hardcore pointless challenge.

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Dilbert1234567

bring democracy to Cuba.

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SSJTWIZTA

omg, that'll take years...unless i get to castro.

anyone here sell 9 mm mp5's and ninja suits?

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Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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dirtyrascal7

That's by far the most challenging one yet, but why would that be considered "pointless"?

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Push-Pull

Howz 'bout one of those 5000 piece all white jigsaw puzzles?

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SSJTWIZTA

those exist?

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

Halx

Tweeze yourself bald, one hair at a time.

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JStrider

learn to juggle...

can probably find some balls that will work fine around the house... or pick up 3 identically weighted beanbags at walmart for a few bucks.

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bermuDa

Too easy. Learn to juggle SWORDS. At least 4 at a time.

And while we're at it, throw in firebreathing.

And backflips. That's actually a good one.

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Dilbert1234567

hehe, i tweeze below my belt, its not to bad, just takes a while.

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SSJTWIZTA

jeez, no mercy, huh.

ok im going to get started on these when i wake up tomarrow, well the ones that dont take spider-man like balence, speed, and power.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

Ourcrazymodern?

Your question seems unfounded, all of a sudden.

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