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Hey everyone, tilted virgin here, it's nice you guys are so generous with your lottery winnings - if you'd rather skip the winning part and go straight to giving mode then I can email you my address for you to send some money too. I'll put my kids through college and we'll all feel better. deal?
on the subject of what "I'd" do with a landfall lottery win - probably the first step would be to construct a huge statue of humanity in the middle of nowhere. just so someone could stumble across it in a 100 years and say "wtf". because in 100 years we won't speak real english anymore. and a huge statue of a nameless dude would be wild.
secondly: obscene money + remote island = COBRA!!!!
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