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Apparently, (or so I am told) I have a rudimentary and entirely unconscious version of…”The Look”.
I am told that my perpetually squinted right eye will “correct” itself, as my eyes begin to glaze over and my pupils dilate. Those “in the know” realize that now is most defiantly the time to right whatever grievous infraction is being committed. If not, my jaw muscles slowly tighten and my lips begin to constrict. There is still time, but it is of a premium. Small craft warnings are now issued, and mothers are advised to bring their children in from the streets. When my ears turn red…it is too late. Vesuvius is erupting, and may whatever gods, that the object of my ire pray to, have mercy upon their very souls…the rest belongs to me.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony
"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus
It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.
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