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777 · 02-25-2007, 08:50 PM

The thought has crossed my mind, but she's not a hooker, so it wouldn't be very funny

Update: In my department store, we got knife vendors. They make a presentation similar to those knife info-mercials ("Saw through wood, and look! It still slices tomatoes with ease."). And they give away these little orange-colored citrus juicers (I have 3 so far).

Anyway, I was talking to the vendor closing up tonight. We were chating a bit, and I ask for her name, "So do you have a name, or should I just call you Knifelady?"

"You can call me Knifelady, or Ninjagirl. But my name is _______."

Ninjagirl?! It's like something out of a bad sitcom. Since the next thing I did was to bring out the paper star.

Long story short, I have her number

02-25-2007, 08:50 PM	#20 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	The thought has crossed my mind, but she's not a hooker, so it wouldn't be very funny Update: In my department store, we got knife vendors. They make a presentation similar to those knife info-mercials ("Saw through wood, and look! It still slices tomatoes with ease."). And they give away these little orange-colored citrus juicers (I have 3 so far). Anyway, I was talking to the vendor closing up tonight. We were chating a bit, and I ask for her name, "So do you have a name, or should I just call you Knifelady?" "You can call me Knifelady, or Ninjagirl. But my name is _______." Ninjagirl?! It's like something out of a bad sitcom. Since the next thing I did was to bring out the paper star. Long story short, I have her number __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny Last edited by 777; 02-25-2007 at 08:57 PM..