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Speaking as a douche bag (like that spelling P_D?), I'm offended at the very topic of thread. Douche bags all over the world spend hours and hours honing our skills at hair combing, lifting weights and clothing management to attract the hottest women. Don't blame us if you can't or won't spend the time that it takes to convince these women to talk to you.
On behalf of guys with little dicks and big wallets everywhere, I demand a retraction of everything said above!
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