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Carno · 02-22-2007, 02:32 PM

Quite possibly one of the greatest websites ever:

Hot Chicks With Douchebags

Charlatan · 02-22-2007, 02:40 PM

In Asia we have the hot chick with old white guy. It's just another flavour of the same thing.

Bill O'Rights · 02-22-2007, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Charlatan

In Asia we have the hot chick with old white guy.

What's your MySpace got to do with anything?

Carno · 02-22-2007, 02:53 PM

This guy, Donkey Douche, is my favorite:

His vacuous, personality challenged facial expressions really crack me up.

paulskinback · 02-22-2007, 03:20 PM

Pumpy the groper! holy shit that had me nearly in tears, what a gay

excellent site i'll be checking back for updates

Lucifer · 02-22-2007, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill O'Rights

What's your MySpace got to do with anything?

Fuck, BoR, that cracked me up!

Toaster126 · 02-22-2007, 04:30 PM

I just can't see how that guy leaves the house thinking he looks okay...

Halx · 02-22-2007, 04:40 PM

This girl is hawt

Psycho Dad · 02-22-2007, 04:50 PM

Douche bag is two words. I'm sorry, that's just a peeve of mine.

And she is cute as a button:

absorbentishe · 02-23-2007, 07:20 AM

This site had me rollin'! Pure genius.

Charlatan · 02-23-2007, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill O'Rights

What's your MySpace got to do with anything?

First off... et tu Brute?

Second, some of the women in these pictures look like the deserve man they get.

The_Jazz · 02-23-2007, 08:57 AM

Speaking as a douche bag (like that spelling P_D?), I'm offended at the very topic of thread. Douche bags all over the world spend hours and hours honing our skills at hair combing, lifting weights and clothing management to attract the hottest women. Don't blame us if you can't or won't spend the time that it takes to convince these women to talk to you.

On behalf of guys with little dicks and big wallets everywhere, I demand a retraction of everything said above!

Silvy · 02-23-2007, 09:37 AM

Lol@The_Jazz

Speaking as a douche-bag-wannabe-once-upon-a-time: It never worked for me.

Since then realised the same thing as Charlatan's second comment: the girls aren't that great after all....

But hot just the same.

Sorcha · 02-23-2007, 10:12 AM

Swear to god this is like looking at the facebook pictures of people around here. Oh, college.

Carno · 02-23-2007, 10:32 AM

Haha.. yeah, I don't think anyone is saying those women are prizes either.. they're just hot.

JustJess · 02-23-2007, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Charlatan

Second, some of the women in these pictures look like the deserve man they get.

THANK you, that is completely what I was thinking. How about "hot douche bags and the douche bags they love"?

Bill O'Rights · 02-23-2007, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by JustJess

How about "hot douche bags and the douche bags they love"?

Nope. That was a Springer episode a few years back. Potential copyright infringment.

Brewmaniac · 02-23-2007, 02:12 PM

You guys & gals, crack me up! Thanks

bobby · 02-24-2007, 07:32 AM

even a douche bag can cop a feel !!!......

xoxoxoo

Bill O'Rights · 02-25-2007, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by bobby

even a douche bag can cop a feel !!!......

A fact to which any number of Bobby's high school dates can attest.

Charlatan · 02-25-2007, 01:36 AM

Oh snap!

Lucifer · 01-18-2008, 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halx

This girl is hawt

isn't that World's King?

troit · 01-18-2008, 07:02 AM

I still get a kick out of this site.... Check out the psycho DC Craigslist post...

bobby · 01-18-2008, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill O'Rights

A fact to which any number of Bobby's high school dates can attest.

.....sorry ,only "My Old Lady" got the FEEL!....xoxoxoo

oh wow.....

Bear Cub · 01-18-2008, 10:53 AM

Oompa Prompa is by far my all time favorite.

SSJTWIZTA · 01-18-2008, 02:02 PM

woah! i suddenly feel like i have a chance at scoring with a hottie.

-egoboost-

hunnychile · 01-18-2008, 02:59 PM

Just remember that the reason WHY so many hotties are with douche bags is because they either:
a. Own the Company.
B. Are Trustfund kids
C. Are Nuevo Rich from whatever reason!

Any questions.....?

ASU2003 · 01-18-2008, 03:42 PM

Or they are in major credit card debt and working at the cell phone store in the mall, but they pretend and trick girls into believing that they are one of those three things.

hunnychile · 01-18-2008, 04:02 PM

Perfect response ASU!!! I was hoping someone would GO THERE! Ever get involved with someone you thought was successful, only to find out they were buried in debt? It "ain't" pretty....

Tophat665 · 01-26-2008, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by The Douche Cacti

A douche cactus (plural douche cacti, scrote cactuses or poo cactus) is any member of the succulent plant family Cacataceae, native to the Americas, Europe and most of Orange County. They are often used as ornamental plants, but some are also crop plants.

Douche Cacti are distinctive and unusual plants, which are adapted to extremely arid and hot environments, showing a wide range of anatomical and physiological features which conserve hair gel and scrote with impunity.

Their hair has expanded into succulent structures containing the chlorophyll necessary for life and douchery, while the follicles have become the spines for which douche cacti are so well known.

Douche Cactus flowers are large, and like the spines and branches arise from bling and sweatbands. Many cactus species are night blooming, as they are pollinated by nocturnal insects or small animals, principally moths, bats and STDs.

Cacti's sizes range from small and round to pole-like, tall and smells-like-poo.

Toaster126 · 01-28-2008, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucifer

isn't that World's King?

Thank you. Now I don't have to say it.

Tophat665 · 01-28-2008, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobby

oh wow.....

*tweeet!!* Public ridiculous banana hammock.
15 yards, loss of down

Sticky · 01-28-2008, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucifer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halx

This girl is hawt

isn't that World's King?

I was just about to ask the same question.

Willravel · 01-28-2008, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halx

This girl is hawt

AMEN.

Plan9 · 01-28-2008, 08:07 PM

Will, I'm vaguely worried that you'll show up on that site.

And that the subsequent laughter will put me in the ER.

Willravel · 01-28-2008, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin

Will, I'm vaguely worried that you'll show up on that site.

Who says I'm not?

Frosstbyte · 01-29-2008, 01:20 PM

You have just contributed to the laughing out loud in class and delinquency of all of my friends in law school.

You should be proud of that fact, because what an incredible site this is.

AngelaSI · 01-30-2008, 12:47 PM

How do we know that any of these guys are really douchebags? I think guys are just envious.

Plan9 · 01-30-2008, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngelaSI

How do we know that any of these guys are really douchebags?

Just... just LOOK at them.

Douchebagus Maximus.

Frosstbyte · 01-31-2008, 03:28 AM

There are without question a FEW guys on there who are mostly on there because they've struck a dumb pose with a really hot girl on their arm. But take a look at the people in the Hall of Scrote and the ones posted on this thread. What in the world is ANYONE doing dressed like that and why the fuck are girls that hot buying into it? It's 1 part jealousy (since they do have the attention of hot girls), 10 parts comedy and 89 parts disbelief.

02-22-2007, 02:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	Hot Chicks With Douchebags Quite possibly one of the greatest websites ever: Hot Chicks With Douchebags

02-22-2007, 02:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	In Asia we have the hot chick with old white guy. It's just another flavour of the same thing. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-22-2007, 03:20 PM	#5 (permalink)
paulskinback Insane	Pumpy the groper! holy shit that had me nearly in tears, what a gay excellent site i'll be checking back for updates __________________ 'Everything that can be invented has been invented.- - 1899, Charles Duell, U.S. Office of Patents. 'There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.' - Ken Olson, 1977, Digital Equipment Corporation

02-22-2007, 04:30 PM	#7 (permalink)
Toaster126 Extreme moderation Location: Kansas City, yo.	I just can't see how that guy leaves the house thinking he looks okay... __________________ "The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand) "The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)

02-22-2007, 04:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	This girl is hawt __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

02-22-2007, 02:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	This guy, Donkey Douche, is my favorite: His vacuous, personality challenged facial expressions really crack me up.

02-22-2007, 04:50 PM	#9 (permalink)
Psycho Dad Mulletproof Location: Some nucking fut house.	Douche bag is two words. I'm sorry, that's just a peeve of mine. And she is cute as a button: __________________ Don't always trust the opinions of experts.

02-23-2007, 07:20 AM	#10 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	This site had me rollin'! Pure genius.

02-23-2007, 08:57 AM	#12 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	Speaking as a douche bag (like that spelling P_D?), I'm offended at the very topic of thread. Douche bags all over the world spend hours and hours honing our skills at hair combing, lifting weights and clothing management to attract the hottest women. Don't blame us if you can't or won't spend the time that it takes to convince these women to talk to you. On behalf of guys with little dicks and big wallets everywhere, I demand a retraction of everything said above! __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

02-23-2007, 09:37 AM	#13 (permalink)
Silvy paranoid Location: The Netherlands	Lol@The_Jazz Speaking as a douche-bag-wannabe-once-upon-a-time: It never worked for me. Since then realised the same thing as Charlatan's second comment: the girls aren't that great after all.... But hot just the same. __________________ "Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. " - Murphy MacManus (Boondock Saints)

02-23-2007, 10:12 AM	#14 (permalink)
Sorcha Tilted Location: South Carolina	Swear to god this is like looking at the facebook pictures of people around here. Oh, college. __________________ Ew gross germs! It's all icky and corpsey!

02-23-2007, 10:32 AM	#15 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	Haha.. yeah, I don't think anyone is saying those women are prizes either.. they're just hot.

02-23-2007, 02:12 PM	#18 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	You guys & gals, crack me up! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

02-24-2007, 07:32 AM	#19 (permalink)
bobby Super Moderator Location: 18,000+ posts on TFP #1,2,3,4 and 5,but I'm not counting!	even a douche bag can cop a feel !!!...... xoxoxoo __________________ "Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo

02-25-2007, 01:36 AM	#21 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Oh snap! __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

01-18-2008, 07:02 AM	#23 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	I still get a kick out of this site.... Check out the psycho DC Craigslist post... __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

01-18-2008, 10:53 AM	#25 (permalink)
Bear Cub The Reverend Side Boob Location: Nofe Curolina	Oompa Prompa is by far my all time favorite.

01-18-2008, 02:02 PM	#26 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator. Location: Windiwana	woah! i suddenly feel like i have a chance at scoring with a hottie. -egoboost- __________________ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller

01-18-2008, 02:59 PM	#27 (permalink)
hunnychile Alien Anthropologist Location: Between Boredom and Nirvana	Just remember that the reason WHY so many hotties are with douche bags is because they either: a. Own the Company. B. Are Trustfund kids C. Are Nuevo Rich from whatever reason! Any questions.....? __________________ "I need compassion, understanding and chocolate." - NJB Last edited by hunnychile; 01-18-2008 at 04:00 PM..

01-18-2008, 03:42 PM	#28 (permalink)
ASU2003 immoral minority Location: Back in Ohio	Or they are in major credit card debt and working at the cell phone store in the mall, but they pretend and trick girls into believing that they are one of those three things.

01-18-2008, 04:02 PM	#29 (permalink)
hunnychile Alien Anthropologist Location: Between Boredom and Nirvana	Perfect response ASU!!! I was hoping someone would GO THERE! Ever get involved with someone you thought was successful, only to find out they were buried in debt? It "ain't" pretty.... __________________ "I need compassion, understanding and chocolate." - NJB

01-28-2008, 08:07 PM	#35 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Will, I'm vaguely worried that you'll show up on that site. And that the subsequent laughter will put me in the ER. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

01-29-2008, 01:20 PM	#37 (permalink)
Frosstbyte Winter is Coming Location: The North	You have just contributed to the laughing out loud in class and delinquency of all of my friends in law school. You should be proud of that fact, because what an incredible site this is.

01-30-2008, 12:47 PM	#38 (permalink)
AngelaSI Upright	How do we know that any of these guys are really douchebags? I think guys are just envious.

01-31-2008, 03:28 AM	#40 (permalink)
Frosstbyte Winter is Coming Location: The North	There are without question a FEW guys on there who are mostly on there because they've struck a dumb pose with a really hot girl on their arm. But take a look at the people in the Hall of Scrote and the ones posted on this thread. What in the world is ANYONE doing dressed like that and why the fuck are girls that hot buying into it? It's 1 part jealousy (since they do have the attention of hot girls), 10 parts comedy and 89 parts disbelief.