Numbers 1 and 10 on the Texan list are absolutely true.
For number 1, I had friends who had massive 4x4 trucks and Broncos who would travel to the beaches in Corpus Christi just to dig people out. For those that don't know, the beaches there are true beaches, no roads on the beach or anything, and driving on it was the only way to get to a good location. So people would get stuck left and right, my friends would just drive up and down the beaches pulling people out. You'd be surprised how many hot girl's numbers they got doing that too, being the knight in shining armor for the damsil in distress (in a bikini).
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