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Worse place you ever lived in..and why
As I sit here in my drafty home, the wind literally blowing through my window, I think about some of the really crappy places I've lived in. This does not make the list, by a long shot.
The worse place I ever lived was a basement apartment in Hamilton, ON. When the lights came on, the cockroaches scattered, the mice in the walls scratched continuously, one night a mouse got jammed in my toaster, both toaster and mouse were thrown out.
Sometimes I would hear the sound of streaming water just outside my kitchen window, only to realize someone was taking a pee.
But the "piece de resistance" was the bat infestation. One night my friends and I were just hanging out and the bats suddenly appeared. The next morning they were hanging off my curtains (bats that is, friends were hiding under blankets).
I lived there for a year and that was more than enough. Did I mention my neighbor with the python? Who regularly asked me to come see his python....yeah, I know.
And that is my worse place, hands down. And I've lived in some real holes.
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Thats the last time I trust the strangest people I ever met....H. Simpson
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