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Damn. 1 in 5 of heart disease? 1 in 7 of cancer? Them ain't good odds.
I don't, however, see my prefered method...shot, at the age of 99, by the jealous husband of a hot 23 year old.
Total odds of dying are 1 in 1, huh? My goal is to beat those odds. I love a challenge.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony
"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus
It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.
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