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Old 02-10-2007, 05:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Your odds of dying

A bit difficult to read, but interesting nonetheless...

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Old 02-10-2007, 07:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Wow. Kind of puts it in perspective doesn't it?

I wish it included, death by act of terrorism. I would predict it is lower than fireworks discharge.
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Damn. 1 in 5 of heart disease? 1 in 7 of cancer? Them ain't good odds.
I don't, however, see my prefered method...shot, at the age of 99, by the jealous husband of a hot 23 year old.

Total odds of dying are 1 in 1, huh? My goal is to beat those odds. I love a challenge.
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Old 02-11-2007, 02:29 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I wonder what the odds of death from living in Omaha are?
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Old 02-16-2007, 01:17 PM   #5 (permalink)
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not even death goes to Omaha, Charlatan
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