I wouldn't want Brendan Fevola's sloppy seconds. I'm cool with Carlton, but I'm sure you're all familiar with his playing...can you imagine him with Lara Bingle? She leans in to kiss his neck and misses, and Fevola spends the next five minutes throwing his hands in the air in front of the ref. She lays him and the mongrel takes 2 weeks to get back up.
Still, she's something to look at.
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