Meridae'n

Pub-slut.

Fair dinkum Clarkey should be able to do better than that toe-rag. Not a bad rig on her and I hear she goes down like a wroght iron hang-glider, but IMO she's got a head like a bucket full of burnt lego.

Either get your chesticles out or fuck off.

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slimshaydee

smashed crab or otherwise, I'd jizz in her hair while fev's wife and clarkey's ex cheer me on.

TIO

Couldn't have said it better myself, Meri.

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dlish

she's definatley do-able.. but fev and clarkey can score better than that fer sure.

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Willravel

I wouldn't want Brendan Fevola's sloppy seconds. I'm cool with Carlton, but I'm sure you're all familiar with his playing...can you imagine him with Lara Bingle? She leans in to kiss his neck and misses, and Fevola spends the next five minutes throwing his hands in the air in front of the ref. She lays him and the mongrel takes 2 weeks to get back up.

Still, she's something to look at.

Stick

Fuck and chuck. Treat her bad, share her with your mates and not call her.
Then sell the video.

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dlish

u never cease to amaze me will... u probably know more about aussie rules and brendan fevola than sydney siders do

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Willravel

Well when all we have at home are games like american football, basketball, and (yawn) baseball, I tend to get bored. I'm a american/canadian hockey fan, but australian football is a lot more interesting than the nfl, so I try to watch it when I get the chance. Also, the oval field is badass. I'm lucky to have friends in Sydney and Newcastle.

spindles

Brendan who? dlish has it right - us sydneysiders could fall over an AFL team and wonder who they are.

Lara Bingle - I was willing to look at her for a few minutes, but her 5 minutes is up. Next!

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Ella

She's a skanky fucking ho. She's dug her own grave, IMO. You'd be nuts to touch her.

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dlish

course im right! i didnt know who brendan fevola was till this whole drama happaned..

and by the way....she did him a world of good! she introduced him to 4 or 5 million sydney siders who had no idea who he was. he should be kissing the floor she walked on.. he's as much skank as anyone since he was cheating on his mrs with her...she did nothing wrong...

i'll take seconds..or thirds

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ryfo

I think she is going for a trifecta..didnt she have something on with a rugby player first...then afl..now cricket, whats next? Bets anyone???

Meridae'n

I don't quite think Fev gives two spoonfulls of frog spoof if people from Sydney know him or not. I love Sydney but what the people there know about sport could be written on Slimshaydee's cock. The Fev would easily make more than any Rugby League player, and (it would appear) be able to fuck Sydney skanks at will.

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spindles

I didn't realise he was so well hung.

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ASU2003

http://www.fashionmodeldirectory.com...ngle/12652.jpg




This thread needed some pictures.

I liked her commercial.

Willravel

The two last pictures have been modified. I wish they didn't do that. Women are a lot more beaufitul without airbrushing the skin and leaning out the legs and stomach.

Ella

Meh. She's still a skank.

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Meridae'n

Lara airbrush, airbrush Lara. Oh, I see, you've already met.

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dlish

u cant tell me she aint 'do-able' cos shes airbrushed!


as for Fev..fev can go #&^% my (*^& cos really, us sydney siders dont give two &^%$s what he does with his personal life.

on the topic of skanks... we're too involved in schappelle right now

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Ella

She got dumped from the Aussie tourism ads. And that has to be a good thing.

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dlish

ure just anti anything ella... bring back big bro

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bundy

wow.

this girl must be something, i haven't seen meri get so frothed up in ages.

i have to admit i'd never heard the name when i read the thread title... but the face is familiar (the 'bloody hell' ad is played here atm).
i guess shes good to look at, but any girl who tries to super-charge her fame by chasing married afl and especially cricket yobs deserves ridicule. i mean, it all sounds a tad cheap doesn't it.

lara, might i suggest you look up a certain Mat 'Rat' Rogers... for that trifecta, he'd be the perfect choice.

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Meridae'n

Well look what the bloody cat dragged in!

What's going on brother?

...and after about 7 schooners of port.










just kiddin El

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bundy

not too much mate.
i dropped by a while back, but there was no aussie forum. i figured slim did something well out of line (like posing in purple shirts in the exhibition forum) and had the whole place burnt to the ground... but he must have been forgiven.

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slimshaydee

you don't wanna know how many pink shirts I had to give up in the settlement.

Meridae'n

Not too mention his Monday sarong...

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Ella

You know I never take you seriously, fartface.

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Hugo28

Bingle looks pretty good in this behind the scenes video from youtube if you search for "Lara Bingle Speedo"

dlish

2 and a half years later, has anyones view on lara changed? or is she still a pub slut?

she seems to be going steady with clarkey now.

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saintly

as usual Melbourne folks are jealous of anything that is to do with Sydney.
1st of all, Sydney knows a WHOLE lot more about sports then melb.
Fact, Sydneysiders follow and support a wide range of sports.
ie: Rugby league, Rugby, Cricket, AFL, swimming, Tennis, Football etc etc....
Rugby League, & Rugby for instance are WORLD games. AFL is not!!
It is ONLY recently melb started to beg for a Rugby league team and the
biggest joke of all, a Rugby team to be in the Super 14.
Do you even know what Rugby League or Rugby is....
Most of the best sports stars from australia have always come from NSW.
So before you write you nonsense about sydenysiders know very little about
sport, get your facts straight and don't use little sister jealously get a hold of you.

For Fev, he is just a cheater & a skank himself. He was with Lara because simply,
there is no one attractive enough throughout melb :-)
Still Lara wants attention and fame and this is the only way she knows how to obtain
it. Clarke deserves better then that, and why would he want to be with someone after
they where with Fev.. eww.

He can do a lot better.

aussie aussie aussie ha ha ha

dlish

this isnt really about Sydney Vs Melbourne. Although Sydney weather and our city in general is a lot more beautiful, but we wont go there.

Lara and Clarkey seem to have split according to reports today after nude topless pics of her surfaced. It seems the pics were taken during Fervolas' time with her, so i dont see the big hoo-haa nor the reason for the split. surely there was some other udnerlying problems there other than these photos.

Laras posed topless for pics for money before, so im not sure why she's upset that the ones she did for free.



by the sounds of it the weddings been cancellled.. time to look for another sport lara

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Willravel

They both strike me as being pretty immature.

The funny thing is that she appears in the picture without makeup and looks a lot more like a human being.

Alex Zanardi

Bingle? It's pretty straightfoward, isn't it? The little slut no doubt cheated on her fiance, jumped off that Brendan guy's cock, had a shower where he decided to document some proof of the encounter by taking a happy-snap of her naked in the shower and now the little slut's been caught out. No wonder Clarke dumped her. As for this shit about them being taken BEFORE they were together, highly unlikely as why would this Brendan guy wait until now to make this pic public if he's had it all this time?