Originally Posted by Sultana

Eh, my advice is to tell her to stop it. Cut it out. Grow up or go find someone that's less intelligent than she is so she can feel superior to them...it'll be like a bucket of cold water over her head, most likely. -snip-

Sorry, but no recommendations for backrubs, candles, or anything comforting like that (after repeated arguments) from me. It's time for her to feel uncomfortable enough to stop this rediculous and destructive behavior.