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see, i don't think it was a test at all, unless she has a history of stupid-ass histrionics like this. i think she made that whole bit up after the ex called her and said "so why in the fuck are you inviting old Afterburn to the gym, anyways? He called me to ask about it. What the hell are you doing? You wanna fuck him? Is that what this is about?" If he threatened to beat your ass for asking her to the movies, after they were broken up and/or if you asked her to go in a casual way...they're probably both idiotic drama queens and you'd be best to steer clear.

Unless you've just got your heart set on fucking this chick. If that's case, best of luck. I can't think of a woman hot enough to put up with that junk unless you just happen on to her at party or something. If so, wear your standard-edition Richard Nixon mask and deny it ever happened afterwards.

edit: saw your post. regardless, put her on mute. acknowledge her existence, read the paper. talk to someone else. when she talks to you, answer her questions and move on. i personally wouldn't put up with that shit, and if she realizes she's not pushing your buttons it'll probably just blow over. if either one of them confronts you about it, i'd just tell them you don't have time for this bullshit.

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