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Left to his own devices, one of my kids turned a simple dehydrated pea into an Emergency Room visit. And that was my sensible son.
Without my facist intervention, my Barbarian Child wouldn't have lasted past two.
Actual words that have come out of my mouth - -
* No. Stop making it rain forks.
* Stop trying to put your tongue into the electrical outlet.
* I'm sorry if it makes you sad, but the Xacto knife is not for you.
* Do not play in the street.
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Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.
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