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What to get the postman
I was reminded of this by Brew's "Bob at the Christmas Party" thread:
As the postman is delivering the mail, the door opens. Mrs. Jones, who is hot to begin with, is standing there in a sexy teddy.
She becons to the postman. He can't resist... he follows...
...up the stairs...
...to the bedroom...
She drops the teddy. He drops his trousers.
Wild sex ensues.
Silently, they dress. He says "Mrs. Jones, this is absolutely the best Christmas gift I've had."
"Oh, wait! That reminds me!" She goes to her purse, opens her wallet, and gives the postman a five.
"What's this for?" he asks.
"Well, I asked me husband what to get you for Christmas. He said 'Screw 'im. Give him five bucks.'"
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