SirLance

I was reminded of this by Brew's "Bob at the Christmas Party" thread:

As the postman is delivering the mail, the door opens. Mrs. Jones, who is hot to begin with, is standing there in a sexy teddy.

She becons to the postman. He can't resist... he follows...

...up the stairs...

...to the bedroom...

She drops the teddy. He drops his trousers.

Wild sex ensues.

Silently, they dress. He says "Mrs. Jones, this is absolutely the best Christmas gift I've had."

"Oh, wait! That reminds me!" She goes to her purse, opens her wallet, and gives the postman a five.

"What's this for?" he asks.

"Well, I asked me husband what to get you for Christmas. He said 'Screw 'im. Give him five bucks.'"

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Sharon

Excellent.

Brewmaniac

Great joke, Sir! Thanks for sharing

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mazak

great and thanks !!!!!

Daniel_

That's a truncated version of the full joke as I first heard it...

After the sex, the woman makes the postman a huge cooked breakfast and a big pot of fresh coffee.

When he asks what it was all about, the woman says to the postman

"I asked my husband what to do for you, and he said "Fuck the postman, give him $5" - the breakfast was MY idea!"

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