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That's a truncated version of the full joke as I first heard it...
After the sex, the woman makes the postman a huge cooked breakfast and a big pot of fresh coffee.
When he asks what it was all about, the woman says to the postman
"I asked my husband what to do for you, and he said "Fuck the postman, give him $5" - the breakfast was MY idea!"
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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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