Manorfire

Let me point you to an important discovery I've made. No, I didn’t discover how to force Madonna to retire, but I did make a discovery that I hope will be of interest to some people:-

You can gawp as much as you like at internet porn if you located it by mishap. I’ve had it confirmed by three separate women, each one more fragrant than the former, and they all said something along the lines of… “Nah, that’s ok, if you weren’t trying to find porn. It's hardly your fault”

So, go search Google Images for something innocent like “Cartoon characters” and see what you get on the second or third page. That’s not your fault now, is it? You were looking for humorous pictures of Barney Rubble, not some randy granny dislocating her hip.

Then, when caught viewing, all you have to do is click your browser’s back button and show your SO you were actually searching for something completely innocent. The law states that entrapment is illegal, and therefor, they are legally obligated to forgive you, while demanding Google apologises and compensates you for your emotional distress.

Right, so now I've proven that it's morally ok to look at internet porn, we all want to know who does it and what are your areas of interest?