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Old 12-26-2006, 01:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Let me point you to an important discovery I've made. No, I didn’t discover how to force Madonna to retire, but I did make a discovery that I hope will be of interest to some people:-

You can gawp as much as you like at internet porn if you located it by mishap. I’ve had it confirmed by three separate women, each one more fragrant than the former, and they all said something along the lines of… “Nah, that’s ok, if you weren’t trying to find porn. It's hardly your fault”

So, go search Google Images for something innocent like “Cartoon characters” and see what you get on the second or third page. That’s not your fault now, is it? You were looking for humorous pictures of Barney Rubble, not some randy granny dislocating her hip.

Then, when caught viewing, all you have to do is click your browser’s back button and show your SO you were actually searching for something completely innocent. The law states that entrapment is illegal, and therefor, they are legally obligated to forgive you, while demanding Google apologises and compensates you for your emotional distress.

Right, so now I've proven that it's morally ok to look at internet porn, we all want to know who does it and what are your areas of interest?
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Old 12-26-2006, 02:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Or you could just not hide your addiction to masturbating...
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Old 12-26-2006, 02:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Actually, you haven't proven that it's morally ok to look at internet porn.

if you search for "cartoon characters" with the intent to look at porn, you yourself know that you might as well have been searching for porn. just that it makes explaining it to the SO easier.
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Old 12-26-2006, 04:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
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what's wrong with looking at internet porn? It's harmless, passes the time, and it's educational.

Maybe the SO could use some enlightenment about how porn provides education about the range of diversity of the human form, lessons in staying fit, and some lessons in cleanliness and hygiene? Or is it unlikely she'll be convinced?
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Old 12-27-2006, 11:11 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Get over it. Seriously.
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Old 12-27-2006, 08:58 PM   #6 (permalink)
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"Wow, honey - look at this - and I typed in G-rated midget fisting. Wonder how that happened?
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Old 12-28-2006, 03:46 AM   #7 (permalink)
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If your SO has issues wtih you looking at porn you should be worried more about their insecurity than trying to run from the fact that looking at porn and masturbating, even during a healthy sexual relationship, is perfectly normal and not something that you should have to hide or feel embarassed about.
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Old 01-03-2007, 06:27 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I believe there's nothing wrong with internet porn.
It just spieces up your fantasy, and an easy way to wack off when you feel like it...
My gf knows about it, she just doesn't like it to look with me... but she doesn't mind so...
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Old 01-03-2007, 06:35 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I don't understand this post... I mean, if you're hiding it from your sig other or are having problems about it, wouldn't it just be better to talk about it rather then lie?
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Old 01-03-2007, 06:56 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Ha ha ha wow. You guys are taking this post way too seriously. The guy is simply making a jest at how the Internet is basically a huge porn database now and everyone (including women who don't use computers) knows it.
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Old 01-03-2007, 08:18 AM   #11 (permalink)
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all I know is google owes me a ton of money
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Old 01-03-2007, 08:52 AM   #12 (permalink)
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god bless the internet for .......FREE pOrn !!!

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Old 01-03-2007, 09:55 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I'm a bit late here, but this:

Quote:
Originally Posted by yournamehere
"Wow, honey - look at this - and I typed in G-rated midget fisting. Wonder how that happened?

made me lawl. good job.
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Old 01-03-2007, 10:06 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Be careful, if she knows about the SafeSearch filter on Google image search you could be screwed.
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Old 01-04-2007, 08:09 AM   #15 (permalink)
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i just get cartoon characters on page 2/3...
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Old 01-04-2007, 08:40 AM   #16 (permalink)
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i just get cartoon characters on page 2/3...
haha, LOL... I tried as well
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Old 01-04-2007, 06:32 PM   #17 (permalink)
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This post looks like communication gone wrong.
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Old 01-10-2007, 04:04 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Get over it. Seriously.
I'm with Halx. I come to this site when I'm not looking at porn, and it completely defeats the point if I spend my time reading about how you justify it to yourself.
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