You claimed the laptop we issued you had been returned for a year before you finally had your boyfriend drop it off the week your sabattical you spent teaching in England started. That laptop looked like it had been attacked by a bear.
You complained that your new laptop's keys weren't working. That's because you broke them off even though you signed it out three days ago.
We gave you a nice durable PowerMac G4 Latop and within a week keys were loose, the case was scratched, and you had managed to cause a kernel panic that not only prevents the computer from booting to OS, but prevents us from booting to CD so we can't reinstall the OS.
No, whatever you're pointing at on the shelf behind me is not available to be signed out to staff and faculty. Especially not if it's the 36" widescreen LCD monitor.
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