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Another groaner:
There was this girl who had a really bad day and decided to go to the top of the Empire State Building and drink at the bar. She gets there and its only her, a guy at the bar, and the bartender. She sits down, and the guy asks, "How are you doing?" The girl replies, "pretty bad, I had a horrible day." The guy then says, "well, you know what I do when I have a horrible day? I jump off the ledge and when you get to the 14th floor a wind tunnel takes you back up to the top, when youre done you forget about all that worried you."
She doesnt belive him but he then tells her he will show her after he finisihes his drink. He then jumps off and sure enough gets carred back up to the top. The lady was amazed then tried it. She jumps, gets to the 14th floor but keeps going and smacks into the pavement. The guy goes back into
the bar and the bartender says,"Superman, youre an asshole.
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