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Somehow I get this picture of the mother from "A Christmas Story" and all her friends sitting around thinking up all these labels. How many products have been warned against with "that thing will put your eye out"?
I've never had a friend who has had his eye put out by a BB gun, but have known someone whose eye was irrevocably damaged by a bobby pin shot with a rubber band in math class....
Warning label on Bobby Pins: Best used when sling shot by a rubber band used by hormonal and moronic teens.
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(none yet, still thinkin')
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