clavus

My new chin-up bar has no fewer than three (3) 6” warning labels on it. And they aren’t stuck on with that easy-peel glue stuff either. I need some sort of industrial solvent to get this stuff off.

Either this metal bar is far more dangerous than I ever imagined, or we have finally reached a critical mass of stupidity. Are we so stupid that nearly half the length of a piece of metal pipe should be covered with safety advice?

Maybe we are. Maybe it’s time to start thinning the herd. What Darwin won’t do for us, we should do for ourselves. Let’s start putting BAD advice on consumer products. I mean really bad, INSANE advice. Anybody stupid enough to follow the instructions will be weeded out. Eventually, the gene pool won’t have so many shallow-end swimmers.

For best results, place pencil in eye.
Warning! Coffee is extremely hot. Pour directly on genitals.
To unload weapon, place barrel in mouth and pull trigger in a slow, smooth motion.
Insecticide should be taste-tested before use.
Please deposit all smoking materials into gas tank.
Remove debris from moving blades with pinching motion using your chin and neck.
Use whole hand to unclog garbage disposal while it is running.
Place head in plastic bag and continue to breathe normally.

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