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Tech Support Haikus
I work tech support at my school... going around helping professors with various computer problems they have.
we use this helpdesk system called "Track-It!"
the other day a coworker and I decided we were going to start answering the calls with haiku poems(no customers see the calls, only employees)
I've written a good number now and I figured It would be fun to share them.
About cables
made longer cable
installed longer cable
done making cables
may not be mobo
maybe monitor issue
loose cable tightened
Email
too many emails
inbox is completely full
told her delete emails
printer paper for the lab
paper delivered
lab doesn't need any more
all is good for now
Motherboard
computer rebooted twice
Just wanted to let us know
suspect motherboard
a dell two eighty
trying to take off like jet plane
a dead motherboard
Not in office
He was not present
Unable to fix problem
Yellow Note was left
Still not in office
Try again another day
will try again soon
called the number
only the machine answered
a message was left
he called us back
he is going to borrow the cd
install and return
Printer problems
The printer was shared.
Restarted the host computer.
Printer is working.
computer was fine
his printer was the problem
see his printer call
a cat five cable
is what she needs for printer
twenty feet in length
cable was delivered
five feet short it was it worked
longer is better
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