I haven't ever been caught, but my neighbors across the breezeway at my apartment like to have sex on nice days with all their windows open. The first time it happened I was cleaning out my car in the parking lot and had to go inside I was laughing so hard
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Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's
She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox
She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous
-C'hi