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lindalove · 10-29-2006, 07:35 AM

Has anyone gotten caught doing it in public and what happened when you did if you did?

I have no stories to tell on this one, but I am sure some of you do...

Deltona Couple · 10-30-2006, 04:41 AM

Being the exhibitionist type I have been caught more than once in a compromizing situation! Depending on the situation I have either politely left the area with my girl, or in some cases I have been known to keep going, audience or not!

Mrs Master · 11-02-2006, 12:04 AM

I was giving my ex a bj in a bird observatory when an elderly couple walked in. We heard their footsteps and stopped with enough time for them to see me rising from my knees and him doing up his zipper. Does that count?

maxnix · 11-02-2006, 06:02 AM

in my early days of experimentation, i was in a gay bar, and decided to fool around with a guy i met. We went to my car in the parking lotand started fooling around in the back seat. We went hot and heavy 69ing. When we calmed down a little, we saw that the car was surrounded by a crowd of gawking onlookers. I was sooo embarrassed I never went back. I think that was the last time I had m2m sex as well

USMC6531 · 11-03-2006, 05:33 AM

Got caught once in AZ, I was on vacation and hooked up with a girl, we went down to a park we thought was empty. There was a truck at one end of the parking lot and we were parked on the other side. We ended up doing our thing and right before we went to pull away, here comes the "abandoned" truck with these two guys in it grinning ear to ear. I thought it was hilarious....she never called me again lol

ASU2003 · 11-03-2006, 05:49 AM

I caught a different couple in the act when I was 14 or so. I was riding my bike in a park close to my house, that had a long road leading to it, and then turned 90 degrees so you couldn't see any cars in the parking lot as you are coming down the road. I was going pretty fast, but there was one car in the parking lot. It was bouncing up and down a little, and someones hand was on the window. I just went on by, and I don't think they noticed me. They had other more important things on their minds.

Sage · 11-03-2006, 06:05 AM

I haven't ever been caught, but my neighbors across the breezeway at my apartment like to have sex on nice days with all their windows open. The first time it happened I was cleaning out my car in the parking lot and had to go inside I was laughing so hard

pig · 11-04-2006, 09:57 AM

I was picking up a lady friend from an airport in Chicago many years ago. We had previously met in another city, far away in the land of the wet peach, and she was coming up to visit me for a weekend. It was winter, and Illinois was in the middle of a little blizzard. Our meeting in the airport was somewhat uncomfortable, as it often is after you've been intimate with someone, then separated by few hundred miles and a few weeks, and then you're back together. I didn't give her the old peck on the cheek, nor did I hold her hand on our way out of the airport. Apparently, that wasn't the reception she expected. Seeing as we weren't actually a "couple," yon pigglet didn't exactly act as though we were one.

On the two hour drive back to the pig sty, chatter led to talk which led to discussions, and it was disclosed that la femme had expected more heat, el pigglet had held back from some twisted perception of respect for personal boundaries. What luck! A simple misunderstanding. And man, was it snowing....look at all these cars pulled off on the side of the road. Perhaps we should pull over for a bit, see if visibility clears up.

Somehow, this led to my lady friend being buck naked (save for socks) on top of pigglet in the back of a Chevy Blazer on the side of Highway 57, when lo and behold little blue lights are seen on the mirror. What the? Faster than a..ummm...greased pig, is our heroic narrator diving into the front seat, throwing his jacket (what a cavalier gesture) over his companion, as the flashlight of our friendly man in blue raps on the passenger side window.

"No officer, everything is fine, we just couldn't see the road very clearly"

"Get rid of this asshole. You're not off the hook here buddy." comes the command from the back seat.

"Yeah, well um. Mr. Swine, you can't just stop on the side of the road. That's not legal. I'm going to have to ask you move along."

"Sorry officer, please don't arrest me, she's not kidnapped and she's not a hooker we'll um, just let me get this seat belt from around my neck, ahh better, we'll just get back on the road, sounds like a plan."

"You two drive safely I think I might fart myself to death trying not to laugh or castigate you silly fuckers, crazy perverts."

That was a fun drive home. The moment spoiled, but the memory preserved in pure gold. The girl (a crazy anarchist at heart) was telling everyone we met all weekend about the altercation. I think she would have loved to have repeated the entire thing if she could - then again, she was able to come to a degree of physical resolution during the event that sadly escaped yours truly.

10-29-2006, 07:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
lindalove Registered User	Getting caught in public Has anyone gotten caught doing it in public and what happened when you did if you did? I have no stories to tell on this one, but I am sure some of you do...

10-30-2006, 04:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
Deltona Couple Addict Location: Spring, Texas	Being the exhibitionist type I have been caught more than once in a compromizing situation! Depending on the situation I have either politely left the area with my girl, or in some cases I have been known to keep going, audience or not! __________________ "It is not that I have failed, but that I have found 10,000 ways that it DOESN'T work!" --Thomas Edison

11-03-2006, 05:33 AM	#5 (permalink)
USMC6531 Upright Location: Florida	Got caught once in AZ, I was on vacation and hooked up with a girl, we went down to a park we thought was empty. There was a truck at one end of the parking lot and we were parked on the other side. We ended up doing our thing and right before we went to pull away, here comes the "abandoned" truck with these two guys in it grinning ear to ear. I thought it was hilarious....she never called me again lol __________________ "I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. "

11-03-2006, 06:05 AM	#7 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	I haven't ever been caught, but my neighbors across the breezeway at my apartment like to have sex on nice days with all their windows open. The first time it happened I was cleaning out my car in the parking lot and had to go inside I was laughing so hard __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

11-04-2006, 09:57 AM	#8 (permalink)
pig pigglet pigglet Location: Locash	I was picking up a lady friend from an airport in Chicago many years ago. We had previously met in another city, far away in the land of the wet peach, and she was coming up to visit me for a weekend. It was winter, and Illinois was in the middle of a little blizzard. Our meeting in the airport was somewhat uncomfortable, as it often is after you've been intimate with someone, then separated by few hundred miles and a few weeks, and then you're back together. I didn't give her the old peck on the cheek, nor did I hold her hand on our way out of the airport. Apparently, that wasn't the reception she expected. Seeing as we weren't actually a "couple," yon pigglet didn't exactly act as though we were one. On the two hour drive back to the pig sty, chatter led to talk which led to discussions, and it was disclosed that la femme had expected more heat, el pigglet had held back from some twisted perception of respect for personal boundaries. What luck! A simple misunderstanding. And man, was it snowing....look at all these cars pulled off on the side of the road. Perhaps we should pull over for a bit, see if visibility clears up. Somehow, this led to my lady friend being buck naked (save for socks) on top of pigglet in the back of a Chevy Blazer on the side of Highway 57, when lo and behold little blue lights are seen on the mirror. What the? Faster than a..ummm...greased pig, is our heroic narrator diving into the front seat, throwing his jacket (what a cavalier gesture) over his companion, as the flashlight of our friendly man in blue raps on the passenger side window. "No officer, everything is fine, we just couldn't see the road very clearly" "Get rid of this asshole. You're not off the hook here buddy." comes the command from the back seat. "Yeah, well um. Mr. Swine, you can't just stop on the side of the road. That's not legal. I'm going to have to ask you move along." "Sorry officer, please don't arrest me, she's not kidnapped and she's not a hooker we'll um, just let me get this seat belt from around my neck, ahh better, we'll just get back on the road, sounds like a plan." "You two drive safely I think I might fart myself to death trying not to laugh or castigate you silly fuckers, crazy perverts." That was a fun drive home. The moment spoiled, but the memory preserved in pure gold. The girl (a crazy anarchist at heart) was telling everyone we met all weekend about the altercation. I think she would have loved to have repeated the entire thing if she could - then again, she was able to come to a degree of physical resolution during the event that sadly escaped yours truly. __________________ You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

11-02-2006, 12:04 AM	#3 (permalink)
Mrs Master Tilted	I was giving my ex a bj in a bird observatory when an elderly couple walked in. We heard their footsteps and stopped with enough time for them to see me rising from my knees and him doing up his zipper. Does that count?

11-02-2006, 06:02 AM	#4 (permalink)
maxnix Upright	in my early days of experimentation, i was in a gay bar, and decided to fool around with a guy i met. We went to my car in the parking lotand started fooling around in the back seat. We went hot and heavy 69ing. When we calmed down a little, we saw that the car was surrounded by a crowd of gawking onlookers. I was sooo embarrassed I never went back. I think that was the last time I had m2m sex as well

11-03-2006, 05:49 AM	#6 (permalink)
ASU2003 immoral minority Location: Back in Ohio	I caught a different couple in the act when I was 14 or so. I was riding my bike in a park close to my house, that had a long road leading to it, and then turned 90 degrees so you couldn't see any cars in the parking lot as you are coming down the road. I was going pretty fast, but there was one car in the parking lot. It was bouncing up and down a little, and someones hand was on the window. I just went on by, and I don't think they noticed me. They had other more important things on their minds.