Ok, this only happened one time.... once was enough...
I once woke up to an odd sensation on my left boob... One of my cats was batting around one of my nipple rings and thought it was a real great toy. I swear I never got out of bed so fast in all my life! Thankfully no damage was done.
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If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.
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