Go key it tonight, hide in his bushes, and tape his reaction. You can sell this on the internet for millions, then you can laugh at him as you drive by in your flying car.
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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy
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