Ask him out for a nice lobster dinner and tell him you want to take him up to Lookout Point. Then lay claim to being "the big spoon".
Or you could just ignore him and realize that with an attitude like that, he's going to do something stupid enough to get himself fired without your contribution. Unless you're really worried about your safety, what's the point?
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