cyrnel

Sir, this might seem obvious on this painful morning after, but please don't pee in your computer. And if you could keep your cat from doing likewise that'd be just great.

Oh, and if you or your little friend do have one of those super festive evenings and happen to pee in your computer, it'd be a peach if you'd mention that before the tech trying to help gets inside without gloves or a FULL-FUCKING-BODY-RUBBER!

Many thanks,
-Your friendly computer repair guy.

(From the early days when board sets were gold so "short circuits" meant breaking out the scope and tracking down angry silicon. Thanks for reminding me, guys. )

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