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1. First I would strip all private land owners of their deeds and make it all public free zones, where everyone can plant flowers and trees and frolic barefoot while smoking weed.
2. I would make it mandatory to adopt a terrorist, and bring him to the US to show him how well plan # 1 is working. You must also hug him atleast twice a day to show him how much love you have for him.
Then you will have to share a nice greasy pork sandwich with him.
3. Anyone who has an income of more than $40.00 dollars a week will not need the excess money so it will all go into a pool for everyone to take what they need.
4. All firearms will be melted down to produce shiny reflection walls, where people will go to sing and dance while looking at themselves doing it.
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Where is Darwin when ya need him?
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